FINAL WEEK

[Will Kirby]

yay final 3

Chels kept me k thanks, Nakomis is out there - I was gona be nice to her but fuck that, she really annoyed me with the one K, K < K posts every time then I told her to do

ddddddddddd

then that got annoying so I spammed the fuck out of her crashed her comp and yay I win part 1 hoh, I warned you BITCH to move this endurance to the chat so you got what you deserved

Chelsia vs Nakomis in part 2 hoh this is like a 1 to 4556 shot for Nakomis to win, like seriously it should be interesting tho

I'll prob die if Nak somehow wins tomorrow

[Will Kirby]

9 MINUTES

wow Chelsia just kicked some serious ass in that comp

FINAL 2 PLAYA -- time to start my opening statement yay

[Will Kirby]

endurance win yay

so if I win final hoh that will put me at 6 wins for the season and thats tied for the most

yay its starting brbz

Dr. Will 6-21 in comps this season (6-9 for comps that I try at)

[Will Kirby]

yay I won hoh, so thats 3 hohs and 3 vetos for the season most out of anyone

Keesha won 5, cause 1 veto was during the auction

lets work on a piss ant long opening statement

[Will Kirby]

hello jury, I came into the game playing to get to the final 2 and did whatever it took to get here. Going to start off by going through each week yay, grab a chair and tea. I got a hour of this shit so drink up, enjoy yourself

WEEK 1
Turns out Hatch won hoh, and I was going to be safe until I called him a fur ball and was like bitch nominate me. So he did, the end. Day 4, I tell Chelsia everything, my alliance with Howie and Boogie. I told her I knew Daniele before the game, basically spilled everything, and she didn't tell anyone about it. This is when I knew I could trust her, I just needed to set it up for Chelsia to trust me. Try for veto and failed. So I was up against boogie and I needed 5 votes to stay, to keep this short. I made a final 2 alliance with Daniele, Nakomis, April and Keesha. I had another alliance with Howie/Keesha. I tried to get Jun's vote but she eventually flipped and voted me out. 5-4 vote Boogie out, it was RED JAC vs the rest of the house.

WEEK 2
Howie wins hoh, safe week. I wanted Alex and Erika nominated and thats what happened, howd you like the speech? I actually wrote that speech up for him oopz Erika wins veto. This is where I make the biggest mistake ever in getting Chelsia nominated. I thought Erika and Chelsia were close instead of Alex and Erika. Erika you got Alex evicted by telling me you were voting out Chelsia, so I was like wtf is going on here. The whole day was insane with me trying to flip the house and get Chelsia to stay. I some how got it to be a tie with half my alliance going in the opposite direction, then it was easy to get Howie to evict Alex. This was the time where I started to get Chelsia trusting me by showing her how much I would do to keep her in the house. Oh I made a final 4 deal with Erika - Chelsia - Sheila - me this week that lasted like a day, and LNC made a deal to keep Richard safe if he nominated 2 from REDJAC.

WEEK 3
Keesha wins hoh, post veto Hatch vs Diane. I wanted Diane to go, but I put an experiment to the test and told everyone how I was voting and thats it, I didnt want to tell people how to vote. I did this to see who's vote I could control and who would vote their own way no matter what I said. LNC again made a deal with Richard to keep him if he kept us safe his next hoh, but Howie still voted him out lolz, but I made a side deal with Hatch for him to keep me safe if I kept him, but I decided to throw a hinky vote and vote Hatch out. Chelsia joins LNC this week.

WEEK 4
Sheila wins hoh and only gives password to Keesha and Sarah. ALLIANCE -.-

[Will Kirby]

WEEK 4
Sheila noms Daniele and Howie, the worst veto throwing ever by Keesha, Chelsia to give Howie the veto win. I then wanted Erika up on the block, but I let LNC and Howie do the talking to Sheila and they promised to keep Sheila safe if she nominated Erika, I let Howie get this done because it made it made it look like Howie was the head of the alliance and he was calling the shots. This made Howie be the 1st target if/when someone came after LNC. I thought it was a for sure Erika eviction so I just chilled out the rest of the week and didn't campaign for votes at all. April ended up voting without talking to me and Nakomis said she flipped a coin to decide her vote, then Hatch lied to me about his vote. First time I got played Daniele was sent packin.

WEEK 5
James wins hoh and tells me I'm safe. I was like WTF, is this all I have to do to stay safe this week? So thats the end of that week.

WEEK 6
Chelsia wins hoh, I wanted Angie gone but I wasn't willing to win a veto to get Angie out so Angie won and Nakomis went up. I was approached with an alliance from Sheila to get Nakomis out and I accepted the alliance but convinced her we didn't have the votes to keep Jun, but then I voted Nakomis out to set up 3 people keeping Jun in the game. That way I could blame the votes on Angie - Sarah - Sheila, I could start a rumor of this alliance.

WEEK 7
I made a deal with Hatch that I would give him hoh if he nominated Angie for him, he took the deal and less than 24 hours later, Sheila tells me that Hatch told her. Bingo, I couldn't trust Hatch so he had to go, but I wanted Angie gone first. So Sarah and Sheila ask me for an alliance and I obviously can't turn down another alliance so I tank the veto and give it to Sheila who saves Sarah. BINGO, hinky vote time I get Chelsia to nominate Angie because of the so called "3 people keeping Jun" alliance and bye bye Angie!

[Will Kirby]

WEEK 8
Richard wins hoh I go on vacation Howie gets evicted I win the cou de twa by bidding on random mystery boxes while everyone gives their money away.

Nak noms Chelsia and Sheila, I wasn't gona use my power to take over her hoh, then I thought of a plan where I could get Richard out and then I would be aligned with everyone in the house and set my game play up to perfection. So I nominated Richard and Sarah. Sarah-Sheila were mad at first but I convinced them that Sarah was safe. I won veto, wich was only the 2nd comp I didnt tank and Richard was voted off 7-0 the first unanimous vote of the season.

So I was going into week 9 with a final 2 alliance with Keesha, Chelsia, Nakomis, April, and Sheila. Final 3 with Sheila and Sarah. I had an agreement with Roddy, and I was aligned with James throught Keesha and Chelsia. My plan was to continue tanking comps and play off as a weak player.

WEEK 9
Chelsia wins hoh, Sarah was suppose to be the target but I had other plans. I figured 1 was gona go home but which one did I trust more? I was just gona do as LN C wanted and have Sarah go home but then Sheila decided to smite me so I decided to tank the veto and let Sarah win taking herself off and Sheila went home oopz.

WEEK 10
Nakomis wins hoh and makes a mess out of everything. People started to figure out my game play and I was alligned with the "house" so to speak. So I had to give Sarah a grenade in the hoh comp to prove to LN C I was loyal to them, then talk with Sarah to make sure our alliance was still good to go. I came up with a plan to make LN C + Nakomis final 4 and Nak and I would take eachother to final 2 and K/C take eachother but LN C didn't like that and came up with their own plan and BOOM got themselves nominated. Then nakomis decides to tell April about the final 4 deal so I had to reassure her that we were the real final 2 alliance, everyone knew about all my alliances yet they didnt wana do anything about it because they trusted me that they were the 1 person I was being true too. I had to win veto to keep LN C intact so I did. I made a fake chat with Nakomis to try and Roddy and James against Nakomis, which would make Nakomis have to nominate James or Roddy because she wouldn't be dumb enough to keep 2 people in the house that hated her. We'll turns out she nominated Sarah, which really pissed me off cause that fake chat was for nothing So then April and Roddy approach me with another alliance to keep Sarah in the game, and I accepted then I slept on it, and I was going back n forth whether to evict Sarah or Nakomis, and Chelsia changed my mind at the last second to vote Sarah out, voting either one out wouldn't have helped my game out any more then the other, but it did help Chelsia's game out to get rid of Sarah so for the 1st time in the game I didn't act selfish. wow this week is dragging on, ok so the end

[Will Kirby]

WEEK 11
I went into Dan mode, and started to win comps. I nominated James and Nakomis and wanted Nak to go at first, but then I started to play scenarios and if it went the way it looked LN C + James in final 4. If James won pov I was gone, so I had to roll the dice and take out that threat now. I went to Nakomis when she was all alone, she had to trust me cause I was the only one willing to save her. Keesha wanted to use the veto, I tried everything for her not to use it so I had to stage a fight with nakomis in front of K/C basically telling Nakomis everything to say step by step and how Nakomis would nominate Keesh/Chelsia against me cause thats the only way I would go home, it worked and Keesha didnt use veto. I made a deal with Roddy before hand to not nominated if I had his vote, and I got April's vote and I broke the tie.

WEEK 12
Keesha wins hoh, I tell her to nominate me. I leave, come back and I'm nominated. So what I could care less, she wins veto and doesn't save me WTF? Ok now I'm pissed and she thinks she has Nakomis' vote? ya ok, howd' that turn out? So I had to make a final 2 deal with Roddy, basically telling him whatever he wanted to hear, I dont even remember all of it but I did everything I could to get him to keep me, made promises I couldn't keep, throwing everyone under the bus, ANYTHING I just needed his vote.

WEEK 13
I nominate Keesha and Nakomis, again wanting Nakomis out in the beginning. Then I win veto, and Roddy is like BITCH why didnt you let me win. It made me think he was gona save Nakomis which would make me nominate Chelsia, then Roddy and Nak could vote Chelsia out. Because Roddy did want Chelsia out before Keesha, so I couldn't take that risk and again I go to Nakomis who is desperate in needing someone to save her again and make another deal with her to keep her safe and I get Roddy evicted. I also did this because I was setting myself up to that if I didnt win veto everyone would take me to final 3. Meaning I saved Keesha with veto, I save Chelsia twice, and I saved Nakomis twice so they all owed me back.

WEEK 14
nakomis wins hoh

Keeps me safe as I thought she would, Chelsia wins veto saves herself and keeps her word to me that were final 2 and votes out Keesha, also just checking didn't anyone notice the avatar?

WEEK 15
so in the endurance comp, it comes out that Chelsia and I were aligned with a final 2 deal for awhile now and for some reason Nakomis was shocked by that. I ended up winning part 1, chelsia won part 2, I voted Nakomis out and here we are.

I tanked a shit ton of comps, but yet I managed to win the most comps this season 3 hohs and 3 vetos

Every grenade ceremony basically was a WILL IS GONA WIN THIS GAME GET HIM OUT message, but yet no one could get it done. I survived 3 evictions and almost everyone wanted me out week 1, I caused so much drama the first few days and pissed a lot of people off and still managed to sneak my way into the final 2.

on to the questions

[Will Kirby]

Hello Jury

I came into this game playing to get to the final 2 and was going to do whatever it took to get here. I found myself on the block week 1 and told everyone I was going to tank every competition if they kept me here, and thats exactly what I did.

I formed a pretty damn strong alliance with LN C which was Howie - Keesah - Chelsia - myself, it was like the sov 4 winning 5 hoh's of the first 8. I tried to let everyone think Howie was running the show which made him the target, and me being a weak player at comps I would be the last one to be targeted from the group, but I was still the one calling the shots on who was nominated/evicted. If I didnt get who I wanted nominated, I used the veto to tank it towards someone so I could get who I wanted evicted post veto.

When I won the cou de twa, I faced a situation where I could save 2 allys, 1 from each side, get out my only enemy in the game Hatch, and be aligned with the rest of the house.

When jury started, everyone started talking about my 10k alliances aka referring to me as Brian. I knew I had to step my game up and show some loyalty to one side by winning competitions, and thats when I tried on "certain" competitions to win.

Week 13 I didnt want to win hoh, because it would only give me 1 veto shot at being in the final 3. So instead I had to set it up so that all 3 of the girls would take me to the final 3. I saved Keesha with veto and saved Nakomis by nominating Roddy, I felt this gave me the best odds of reaching final 3 if I didn't win veto.

Final week, I won hoh and stayed true to my final 2 alliance with Chelsia.

Every grenade ceremony basically was a WILL IS GONA WIN THIS GAME GET HIM OUT message, but yet no one could get it done. I survived 3 evictions and almost everyone wanted me out week 1, I caused so much drama the first few days and pissed a lot of people off and still managed to sneak my way into the final 2.

I tanked a shit ton of comps, but yet I managed to still win the most comps this season 3 hohs and 3 vetos, when I only competed on 10 of them. I made a lot of alliances, only to break my word to all but 1 of you.

I controlled this game from the start, the only week I was clueless was when Daniele left which was also a wake up call for me. I was the sole reason for 13/16 evictions. I played a very social game, but I also proved I can win competitions in the clutch.

So with that said, lets get to the questions…

[Will Kirby]

wow I think I lost the opening statement probably cause she read mine then revised hers

yay for posting first

and she thinks she was calling the shots on evicting April - Roddy - and Sarah

umm I was up against April and I'm the one who got Roddy to vote April out, not you - you were gona evict me and I'm the one who won veto saved Keesha and got Roddy on the block and I knew you would vote Roddy out

and SARAH LMFAO -- wow, you got her on the block is all, I was a second away from evicting Keesha but didnt have the heart to do it

its ok I'm down 1-0 I need to dominate these questions

"Chelsia" (4:39:29 PM): dont hate me please
"Chelsia" (4:41:48 PM): we seriously made the alliance day one. and swore to never tell so i didnt screw his game over.
"Chelsia" (4:42:07 PM): and then once he was gone, i was afraid you'd be mad and not trust me
DrWill chilltown (4:43:42 PM): I dont care
DrWill chilltown (4:43:56 PM): I figured you were close, why do u think I evicted him
"Chelsia" (4:44:07 PM): lol
"Chelsia" (4:44:20 PM): for the same reason i evicted sarah, april, roddy.
"Chelsia" (4:44:21 PM): oops.
"Chelsia" (4:44:24 PM):
DrWill chilltown (4:44:35 PM):
"Chelsia" (4:44:51 PM): are you really not mad?
DrWill chilltown (4:45:04 PM): no

[Will Kirby]

this could be the most bitter jury in history

plus I didnt know Chelsia had fucking 6 best friends on this bull shit jury, fucking AAAAAA man

I think i have Sarah - Keesha - Nakomis votes, I need 1 more

James is voting for Chelsia, and if Roddy acts like he did he will too

that leaves April and umm.... Sheila, Sheila is best friends with Chels and April could be the swing vote, which I never broke my word to April I didnt get the chance too

but April will probably vote Chelsia cause she voted her out, but yet everyone else who I voted out votes for the other person, yayayayayayayay

should have taken Nakomis

[Will Kirby]

Roddy is one for the ages, go cry me a juice glass you bitter piece of shit... you've played orgs for probably 5 years and your best placing is final 5 lolz

I've played 5 of your survivor games, you should know I'm pretty damn cocky in my confessionals/diary rooms.... Let me guess you have 5 posts in your diary room 4 saying OMG WILL IS SO COCKY I HATE HIM let me go cry to my boyfriend ...... I'm sorry I have a personality, maybe you should check out some past winners of the real Big Brother, pretty sure everyone who played like you cough Roddy cough got 9th maybe 10th place? Congrats you got 5th and you deserve 19th place, even you don't deserve to take Lemons place love ya Lemon

[Will Kirby]

Closing Statement

Nakomis - Sarah - Keesha - April

You 4 are gona decide the winner of this game. This is not Big Brother Australia, its not even the UK version. This is not suppose to be a popularity contest, if it was there would be no jury votes and we would post polls and advertise saying OMG VOTE FOR ME TO WIN URTV3.

Ask yourself why are you in the jury? If its because of me, then right there is your answer on who you should crown the winner. If I was in your shoes I would be like damn whoever got me out of this game must have been one bad ass player cause I believe I was a strong player. Now if you think you were a weak player and it was easy to get you out then go ahead and vote in the popularity poll instead.



Now for you other 3..........

Roddy - You know very well who played the game the best, if you wana base your vote on who appeared to be the nicer one the whole season then go ahead.

James - Why even ask me a question? you know your gona vote for your "best friend" to win the game, and your key is gona be pulled 1st cause everyone knows who its gona be for.

Sheila - You do realize you don't have to base your vote on having a stronger friendship with someone right? All I want from you is to think about for 15 seconds before you vote and ask yourself did Will play the better game? You don't have to answer the question just ask yourself before you vote.


will add more later...........

[Will Kirby]

I dont understand all this YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL GAME

can anyone please explain this to me? I dont care who responds to this just explain............

if it means I dont have any actual friends on the jury like Chelsia has James and Sheila

umm... pretty sure I have Sarah and Keesha as really good friends

I'm probably the only one who talked with everyone in this game the first week, I remember people being like oh yeah her - neve said 1 word to them yet

[Chelsia]

first LOL at final hoh. part 1 you crash everyone's internets and win. part 2 I kill the puzzle which was super fun. part 3 I throw final hoh to make a point personally [risky little game, huh?]. final 2 yays.

Will's jury answers = spool of liiiiiies.

um, I had 2 friends on jury. way dif than 6!

slut I did revise it after reading yours. you talked game for like 5 hours when normal people are like "I had a great time I want your vote I played the best game peace out" ya know?

oh and remember how I said like 500 times I always do my shit last? there's a reason for that haha.

anyways congratulations!