Lemon's question asking thread for you to.. answer

[Lemon]

My first question to you:

how'd you get to be so short? if you aren't short, then how did you not get to be so short?

[I R DRUNK!!]

well you see, it all has to do with genetics, basically my mother fucked a midget, and then my bottles were filled with coffee, so my growth was stunted.

[Lemon]

when you say that your mother did the fucking, does that mean that your midget father was the one who carried you for 9 months? i assume 9 months but you could be a premie

[I R DRUNK!!]

actually i needed some extra time in the oven, my midget father carried me for about 14 months actually.

[Big Brother]

Hi

[Lemon]

your midget father seems like a role model to do that for you. do you admire him? who else do you admire? since you are female... does that mean you admire Oprah?

[I R DRUNK!!]

hi kc did you want to know more details about my mother fucking a midget?

[I R DRUNK!!]

Aug 24, 2008 3:14:48 GMT -5 Lemon said:

your midget father seems like a role model to do that for you. do you admire him? who else do you admire? since you are female... does that mean you admire Oprah?

role models are people you look up to. i'm taller than my daddy, so i can't really say that i look up to him.

i admire lemon for being such a beautiful piece of fruit,

and i also admire oj simpson for finding a way to get away with murder.

oprah scares me.

michael jackson also makes my life, because he's a rich white guy when he started out a poor black boy. also cause he named his child blanket.

[Lemon]

speaking of getting away with murder...

are you happy you got away with the decapitation on the grayhound? if so, do you feel any remorse for pitting it on an old asian man? are you trying to send a message to jun?

PS. oprah cannot be stopped. be careful what you say for if she finds you she will kill you.

[I R DRUNK!!]

lmfao. i'm actually writing this from within my jail cell. i didn't get away with it. thats why oj is my hero he got a way with it.

i would like to send a message to jun, but her squinty eyes would be unable to read it.

[Lemon]

i can read out the message to jun if you'd like. Just tell me what to tell her and I'll read it to her. Asians don't have squinty ears.

Back to the Michael Jackson comment: Why do you respect the fact that michael was black and turned white and famous? were you born a short black woman and have gone on to become white and climb the ladder of success? do you look at oprah with disgust because she cheated and made it to fame prior to becoming a white woman? in fact, do you believe that oprah is an oreo cookie and is white inside? What is your take on all of this? Is it this or does it really all come down to naming his son blanket?

[I R DRUNK!!]

tell jun that i'm not sure whether i'm more afraid of her hungry squinty eyes, or oprah.

i respect him because he reinvented him self from a minority to a majority, even if he does look a little scary!!! i was actually born a short albino woman, and i've been trying to change my skin colour for years, but i just can't figure it out. tanning does NOTHING for me. squirt me with lemon juice..maybe that will help. or maybe i should fuck a black man and steal his soul and skin colour. i've been climbing this ladder they call success for years, but the problem is, each time i take a step the ladder just falls to the ground. i'm pretty sure the ladder is calling me fat.

oreo cookies are gross, and i'm slightly afraid of them too, so I'm pretty sure that oprah is like an oreo, and now i am doubly afraid of her.

my take on all this is 50 million dollars.

by the way. the most important thing is that he named his child blanket, and hung it over a balcony with a blanket over its head. pretty much made my life.

[I R DRUNK!!]

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[I R DRUNK!!]

[Lemon]

i'll squirt some juice at you any day of the week, suga!

sooo, you are in search of soul from black people? albino got no soul? Did Michael lose his soul when he became white?

If the ladder is in fact calling you fat what will you do about it? will you exact your revenge by continuing to climb it unrelenting?

I have forwarded your concerns to Oprah and she responded that she expects you for Lunch tomorrow. She wants to have a cooked Sarah with oreos sprinkled round and a diet coke. Will you be making this appearance?

finally, blanket baby with a blanket on its head over balcany FTW!

this concludes this round of questioning.

[I R DRUNK!!]

Aug 24, 2008 4:03:50 GMT -5 Lemon said:

i'll squirt some juice at you any day of the week, suga!

sooo, you are in search of soul from black people? albino got no soul? Did Michael lose his soul when he became white?

If the ladder is in fact calling you fat what will you do about it? will you exact your revenge by continuing to climb it unrelenting?

I have forwarded your concerns to Oprah and she responded that she expects you for Lunch tomorrow. She wants to have a cooked Sarah with oreos sprinkled round and a diet coke. Will you be making this appearance?

finally, blanket baby with a blanket on its head over balcany FTW!

this concludes this round of questioning.

albino baby has no soul:( i steal souls for a living. my only problem is i can't seem to keep them around for long, maybe i'm living, breathing, soul repellant. michael sold his soul to become white.

i will continue climbing this ladder until i find something better that will lead me to success. then i will make its life just as difficult as it has made mine.

as for the lunch at oprahs, you should call oprahs people back and tell them that i expect her for lunch here at the big brother house. lunch will be small babies sprinkled in oprah. for desert we will eat her last dog saloman.

and yes i agree, blanket baby with blanket over its head hanging over the balcony FTW!!

squirt me babe;)<3

[Nick]

lmfao. <3 Best thread in URTV history.

[Lemon]

Breaking news from OPRAH herself:

[I R DRUNK!!]

oprahs neck is missing.

[Lemon]

she had it removed to get you to her stomach faster when she does in fact eat you. imagine having to wait for the food to travel down her neck! that's just too long. You'll go straight to her tummy.. then to her thighs, lol.