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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Aug 27, 2008 20:31:56 GMT -5
LMFAO. omg!!
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Post by Lemon on Aug 28, 2008 1:29:20 GMT -5
 PS. do the HOH or else Oprah will find you. |
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Post by Big Brother on Aug 28, 2008 1:33:04 GMT -5
hi
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Post by Lemon on Aug 28, 2008 14:34:10 GMT -5
STFU, Oprah will EAT you! |
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Post by Lemon on Aug 30, 2008 4:30:29 GMT -5
Sooo... keesha won HOH and nominated you.
Let's play senarials:
If you were Oprah and Keesha was Sarah at this point what would you do with her? In essense, pretend you were an oreo cookie of a black woman who cheated her way to success by not becoming white... and you had a little tiny albino sarah (portrayed by Keesha) standing in front of you? what food would you imagine she was and what part of the body would you could you not wait for her to become? would she go straight to your thighs or to you toes?
PS. oprah has fat toes whether anyone wants to admit it or not.
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Post by Big Brother on Aug 30, 2008 4:33:14 GMT -5
Hi
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Post by Lemon on Aug 30, 2008 4:37:37 GMT -5
grumph! now she's going to miss my question -.-
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Aug 30, 2008 12:17:01 GMT -5
lol, she'd obviously go straight to my toes.
if i was oprah and keesha was little albino sarah, i would pretend that keesha was something like liver and onions because its frakkin keesha pretending to be me, and keesha can not even try to be anywhere near as awesome as i really am. oprah would not find her tasty at all. she'd be like nom nom nom sarah!!!!!!!!!!!! and then five minutes later she would be like THIS ISNT SARAH! IMPOSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Post by Lemon on Sept 2, 2008 17:42:27 GMT -5
poor fat toeses!
Soo, there is an auction going on with a few mystery boxes this week.... how worried are you that oprah may be hiding in one of them ready to pounce on you and have you go straight to her thighs? will this influence how you bid?
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 2, 2008 18:11:16 GMT -5
omg im not touching those mystery boxes in fear that oprah may hop out and eat me. my plan is to find some way to get hoh, but i dont know if that will work with the division of the house looking liek this
xxRichardURTVxx (6:08:45 PM): James, Chelsia, Keesha, Howie, Will, Roddy vs You me april nakomis sheila
and wills not responding to me so, it really seems to be 6 versus 5 and not in our favor.
lkajdflkasjdlkasjd
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 5, 2008 18:16:48 GMT -5
lemon
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 5, 2008 18:16:57 GMT -5
come out come out where ever you are!!!
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Post by Lemon on Sept 5, 2008 18:20:41 GMT -5
hi beautiful... what's with the desire to spam it up in here?
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 6, 2008 1:07:27 GMT -5
lol i just wanted to make diary room post counts 2,000 cause i was bored:)
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Post by Lemon on Sept 11, 2008 4:23:47 GMT -5
i played my first mini (outside of that sbb3 one where i won) and i WON! there were even number of jury members and it tied so we were both declared winners! YAY!
lol, thought i'd tell you... and ask you if are less afraid of oprah now that you are in the jury house?
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Post by Big Brother on Sept 11, 2008 4:52:47 GMT -5
It's true.  |
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 11, 2008 13:02:02 GMT -5
YAY LEMON! i would have stayed on and talked and maybe even played the mini with you all but i was just in a bad mood last nite so i went to bed at 10:30 to save my self and anyone around me from my bad mood lol
congrats on winning, what kind of downy host has an even amount of jury members tho? hahah
as for being afraid of oprah....does the jury house have bars on the windows? and like numerous locks on the doors? omg, please don't tell me i'm staying in oprahs summer house when i go to jury, cause the fact that oprah could appear at any minute freaks the hell out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lemon on Sept 20, 2008 0:29:07 GMT -5
So my midget albino friend.... You have been at positive karma for a few days now. Do you not worry that Oprah will catch wind of this and seek your blood? I hear that she runs towards positive things in the hope of eating them. She's an oreo cookie on a destructive path. She's also a cheater as she never made it to be white. A part of me feels sad but a bigger part of me hopes that you evade her. I heard that she had a one way ticket to the jury house last week and when your visit was canceled she ate the whole state of ohio. Only 5 people lived in Ohio though, so not that bad a loss.  |
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Post by Big Brother on Sept 20, 2008 0:52:08 GMT -5
Was Drew Carey eaten?
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 20, 2008 1:07:07 GMT -5
So my midget albino friend.... You have been at positive karma for a few days now. Do you not worry that Oprah will catch wind of this and seek your blood? I hear that she runs towards positive things in the hope of eating them. She's an oreo cookie on a destructive path. She's also a cheater as she never made it to be white. A part of me feels sad but a bigger part of me hopes that you evade her. I heard that she had a one way ticket to the jury house last week and when your visit was canceled she ate the whole state of ohio. Only 5 people lived in Ohio though, so not that bad a loss. i'm making positive karma look good since 1987 yo;) oprah, needs to keep away from stalking me!!  although, my blood is a rarity these days, she might come after me and try to eat me because my blood will make her more special then she already thinks she is. it will give her special powers, what these special powers will allow her to do i cannot reveal to you at this time. those poor five people that lived in ohio, my heart would go out to them, unfortunately, these people in the house have darkened my heart and frozen it, so that it can not leave its place. maybe once i escape the mental retardation asylum that they call the big brother house to disguise what itreally is(mental hospital) i will be able to feel more empathetic towards them. |
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