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Post by Lemon on Sept 20, 2008 1:07:15 GMT -5
potentially. Oprah can't wait to poop him out.
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Post by Lemon on Sept 20, 2008 2:02:11 GMT -5
So my midget albino friend.... You have been at positive karma for a few days now. Do you not worry that Oprah will catch wind of this and seek your blood? I hear that she runs towards positive things in the hope of eating them. She's an oreo cookie on a destructive path. She's also a cheater as she never made it to be white. A part of me feels sad but a bigger part of me hopes that you evade her. I heard that she had a one way ticket to the jury house last week and when your visit was canceled she ate the whole state of ohio. Only 5 people lived in Ohio though, so not that bad a loss.  i'm making positive karma look good since 1987 yo;) oprah, needs to keep away from stalking me!!  although, my blood is a rarity these days, she might come after me and try to eat me because my blood will make her more special then she already thinks she is. it will give her special powers, what these special powers will allow her to do i cannot reveal to you at this time. those poor five people that lived in ohio, my heart would go out to them, unfortunately, these people in the house have darkened my heart and frozen it, so that it can not leave its place. maybe once i escape the mental retardation asylum that they call the big brother house to disguise what itreally is(mental hospital) i will be able to feel more empathetic towards them. oh, i thought you were jealous because ohio has 3 more people living in it then the whole country of canada. I guess frozen heart FTW then, lol. You say something about magical powers... are they fueled off of the souls you eat for gain soul? remember, you are one mad midget with soul.... and albinoism.  |
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 20, 2008 12:52:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAAH omg i was talking to my friend last night and he said "they should just shut down canada and move everyone into the states cause canada sucks any ways" it was the funniest random out of no where comment hahah yes i did mention magical powers, but i also said i cant tell you about those yet. look what i found online as soon as i signed on:  as soon as she destroys him, shes coming after me. Do you think she's going after him, because maybe he gave some counselling to the people in this house, and talked them into possibly keeping me around? Or did he coach me so I could win the veto? Either way, Oprah is going to eat him first, and then come after me?;( |
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Post by Lemon on Sept 21, 2008 0:12:08 GMT -5
I FIGURED OUT THE SECRET BEHIND OPRAH'S POWER! See, i always wondered how she cheated the ladder of success because she made it successful without becoming a white man. Hilary Clinton succeeded in becoming a man and was able to almost become president so you see that this is the way to do it. but back to oprah! You know how you steal the souls of black men (reeses be upon Richard's soul)... well... OPRAH FEEDS OFF THE SOULS OF SUCCESSFUL WHITE MEN! That's how she got it! done. Do you think Oprah sees that you have become a successful albino female midget and is going to cut you off before you make it to being an albino midget man?
I think you are safe as long as she doesn't destroy Dr. Phil. I will do whatever I can to keep his sham of a "psychology license" (probably a certificate drawn by a 3 year old) from being exposed! As long as he stays around you can survive. I may not like Dr. Phil but i do <3 you and want you safe!
Does finding out Oprah eats white man's soul does this make her an ally of yours? She goes over white men and you go after the black ones! Clearly you 2 must have a secret alliance or something. Explain yourself!
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Post by Lemon on Sept 21, 2008 0:13:53 GMT -5
I just noticed that your image is roughly 3 quarters of a centimeter from Oprah's image on that AIM page! Does this mean an alliance or does it mean that she's close to finding you?
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Post by Big Brother on Sept 21, 2008 0:16:13 GMT -5
jamessbb3 (1:07:56 AM): how do you spell rieces pieces?
jamessbb3 (1:07:57 AM): like that?
jamessbb3 (1:08:01 AM): or is rieces different
KaySeeDubya (1:08:07 AM): that looks weird
KaySeeDubya (1:08:08 AM): umm
KaySeeDubya (1:08:16 AM): reeses
DrWill chilltown (1:08:21 AM): Reese's Pieces
jamessbb3 (1:08:23 AM): k
jamessbb3 (1:08:30 AM): *goes back to sarah's DR*
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Post by Lemon on Sept 21, 2008 0:21:10 GMT -5
you exposed me! SLUT
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 21, 2008 0:31:49 GMT -5
oh my gosh, you are SO RIGHT, she DOES feed off the souls of white men! seriously, she brings dr phil on her show 1 day a week, and then after a while he gets his own show, and then steals millions from her, and now shes on to this new guy dr. oz, i bet he takes her for millions right after. i think she might try and cut me off before i become a short albino man, this is why if you find way to keep dr phil and his drawing of a psychology certificate alive, then i will find some way to allign with oprah so we can steal the souls of white and black men together. hmm. *plots*
aghhh i cant believe i posted my irl picture in my dr lol *crops*
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 21, 2008 0:33:19 GMT -5
jamessbb3 (1:07:56 AM): how do you spell rieces pieces? jamessbb3 (1:07:57 AM): like that? jamessbb3 (1:08:01 AM): or is rieces different KaySeeDubya (1:08:07 AM): that looks weird KaySeeDubya (1:08:08 AM): umm KaySeeDubya (1:08:16 AM): reeses DrWill chilltown (1:08:21 AM): Reese's Pieces jamessbb3 (1:08:23 AM): k jamessbb3 (1:08:30 AM): *goes back to sarah's DR* LOL this is awesome, i didnt even notice this was here, i love you guys<3 |
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Post by Lemon on Sept 22, 2008 4:18:42 GMT -5
Well, you are on the block post eviction. You've been a target for weeks now.
My question to you is this...
Why is KC such a slut? I mean, Lemon > KC by far! i think we need to form an alliance and take him down because i think he's working with oprah! how else would you describe the state the people in this house are in? somehow you've avoided oprah but i think she's gotten to everyone else. Your time is a comin so you better prepare. Will your short stature be of any help to you? will you appeal to the white or black part of her figurative oreo self?
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Post by Big Brother on Sept 22, 2008 4:18:39 GMT -5
OH YEAH?
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 22, 2008 4:33:15 GMT -5
Well, you are on the block post eviction. You've been a target for weeks now. My question to you is this... Why is KC such a slut? I mean, Lemon > KC by far! i think we need to form an alliance and take him down because i think he's working with oprah! how else would you describe the state the people in this house are in? somehow you've avoided oprah but i think she's gotten to everyone else. Your time is a comin so you better prepare. Will your short stature be of any help to you? will you appeal to the white or black part of her figurative oreo self? i asked kc on skype why he is such a slut, and he said "good question" when i said "i need a specific answer" he said "i dont have one" so since he cannot answer me this, i will come up with an answer. one day i think oprah decided she was going to have sex with doctor phil(this is part of her plan to destroy him) and kc was born as a result of this indiscresion. i'm preparing the best i can for my time, but i'm not done fighting yet. my short legs wont allow me to run for very long or very fast from oprah so i shoudl try and grab a get-a-way vehicle. i will appeal to her black part, seeing as i steal the souls of black men, and she wants to be a man, but she is also black, so i have to appeal to one of those traits and i will take my luck with the black part because i can easily steal black men's souls. |
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Post by Big Brother on Sept 22, 2008 4:34:54 GMT -5
Dr Phil is my dad
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Post by I R DRUNK!! on Sept 22, 2008 4:37:14 GMT -5
oh shit, you weren't supposed to know that. oprah is definately coming after me now  |
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